Tight Tights

I have a problem finding tights that fit. I don't know if you do.

Do you?

Perhaps I meant to say: "I don't know about you; but I have a problem finding tights that fit."

This is the issue: I am taller than my tights want me to be and the, ahem- crotch -ahem, has a tendency to hang down near my knees. Suffice to say: not comfortable.

So here is my solution: I buy them large. I just get the largest pair available. Only sometimes tights are impolite and claim (liars!) that one size fits all. Ha. I don't think so.

Anyway, I want these harlequin ones from mytights. Only I am afraid they won't fit. They are those presumptuous hoity-toity "one size" tights. I wonder if I should get them. I wonder.

And hey, here's a picture of me in tights; because I've obviously nothing interesting left to say:

I was actually adjusting my necklace in this one. My husband took it all sneaky like. It happened to turn out. So I don't mind! (plus I look like I having amazing arm muscles-maybe I do)

outfit details
suede skirt thrifted: $3
shoes thrifted: $4
shirt thrifted: $3
tights Joe Fresh Style: $8

Heart: Kimberellie