Monday, April 25, 2011

29 for 29 I'm feelin' fine

Okay so I have so many unposted posts.  Most of them are rants or boring.  Maybe there is one good one in there.  I don't know.  So instead you get this.  HEY, here I am!  I wear clothes still.  I swear.

Soon I will do a post about all the cute BABY clothes I have been stockpiling.  Yes, stockpiling.  Should I feel badly that my yet to be born daughter currently has more clothes than my two year old son?  NOOOOOO.  Because boy clothes are hard to find.  Well, cute ones at least.  They're all so lame with trucks on them and cartoon characters and blech blech blech.  Or loud obnoxious colours.  Yes.  I am baby boy clothes snob.  I can't help it.  They could be cuter.

That said, frick do they ever make cute sleepers for boys!  Yes, boy jammie jams are ADORABLE.  But girl sleepers?  Oh, not so much.  They are all five different shades of pink (AT ONCE) add some embroidery to that and maybe a frill and ta da!: total ick garish yuck.  Mind, Toys R US has some adorable little girl sleepers.  But heck no am I paying 20 dollars for jammie jams.

I'm in my jammie jams.  You should see my baby belly.  It's fricken' adorable.  You'd want to rub it.  I know you would.  It's that cute.  Yup, I'm adorable.  In my jammie jams.  I could just package me up and use me as low cal sweetener.  Well, maybe high cal.  Definitely high cal after all that easter chocolate (oh bunnah how I lovah to eat your ears!).

And hey!  I'm right on track to gain what I did with my son (40 beautiful pounds).  I'm 29 weeks and I have gained 29 pounds!  GO Kimberellie!  I know the "recommended" weight gain is like 25-35...but uh, I'm a non-conformist.  Well, technically with my BMI it's recommended that I do gain 40 does that make me a conformist?  That's it!  I'm going for 45 just to show those know it all bossy you know whats up.  Because no one has any right to tell a pregnant lady what do to.

ESPECIALLY YOU, blank blank guy outside the dollar store who said: "Healthy snack hey?" to me as I munched on some chips.  Well ____ _____ you jerk ____.  Especially after I just saw you buy a coke, a chocolate bar, and another chocolate bar!  Pfffbt.  A bag of chips was the healthiest food item they had; and I was HUNGRY.  And what they heck is wrong with chips?  I'm gonna go eat some now.

Heart: K

outfit total: $84

shirt, rw&co: $8
skirt, old...really really old
shoes, vintage, I put ribbons in them: $6 (new pregnant lady trend: don't bother to tie your laces)
hat, vintage: $10
tights, gap: $8
cardi, winners: $5
bracelets, winners: $1 each
bag, volcom: $25
little boy: diy 

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

the first cup with cream and sugar: after that black

I haven't posted a lot (okay, at all) lately; because I just haven't liked my outfits.  This one I liked.  And I think it shows in my adorable cuteness.  I can say that because lately I have been feeling less than adorable cute (not that any sort of modesty has stopped me before). But yes, being pregnant is annoying when you have to try on five things in the morning before you find one that fits.  Just because it fit last week, doesn't mean it's going to fit this week.

This grrs me.  But yeah, here I am contented with an outfit.  So here I am.  I bought this sweater at Gap for 3 dollars.  It's men's XL.  I like it.  A lot.  I love extra large tops.  Only now they don't really fit extra large anymore.  And sometimes I just look square in them. That's what you want to avoid most of all when you are pregnant: looking square.  Not square as in "uncool", but square as in the shape.  Yup, square.  I much prefer to be more of a triangle.  Or maybe a hexigon.

And hey!  Because I probably won't post tomorrow (given my track record as of late), I want to tell you: tomorrow is my son's second birthday!!!  So happy birthday Soren!!

Heart: Kimberellie

outfit total: $508.25 (yikes)

jeggings, jacob: $20
shoes, naturalizer: $160
men's shirt, gap: $3
jacket, danier: $300 or so
head scarf, thrifted: 25 cents I think
feeling cute while carrying a basketball out front: apparently worth 500 dollars

the only thing to do if you find mommy's lipstick: try it on