Okay so I have so many unposted posts. Most of them are rants or boring. Maybe there is one good one in there. I don't know. So instead you get this. HEY, here I am! I wear clothes still. I swear.
Soon I will do a post about all the cute BABY clothes I have been stockpiling. Yes, stockpiling. Should I feel badly that my yet to be born daughter currently has more clothes than my two year old son? NOOOOOO. Because boy clothes are hard to find. Well, cute ones at least. They're all so lame with trucks on them and cartoon characters and blech blech blech. Or loud obnoxious colours. Yes. I am baby boy clothes snob. I can't help it. They could be cuter.
That said, frick do they ever make cute sleepers for boys! Yes, boy jammie jams are ADORABLE. But girl sleepers? Oh, not so much. They are all five different shades of pink (AT ONCE) add some embroidery to that and maybe a frill and ta da!: total ick garish yuck. Mind, Toys R US has some adorable little girl sleepers. But heck no am I paying 20 dollars for jammie jams.
I'm in my jammie jams. You should see my baby belly. It's fricken' adorable. You'd want to rub it. I know you would. It's that cute. Yup, I'm adorable. In my jammie jams. I could just package me up and use me as low cal sweetener. Well, maybe high cal. Definitely high cal after all that easter chocolate (oh bunnah how I lovah to eat your ears!).
And hey! I'm right on track to gain what I did with my son (40 beautiful pounds). I'm 29 weeks and I have gained 29 pounds! GO Kimberellie! I know the "recommended" weight gain is like 25-35...but uh, I'm a non-conformist. Well, technically with my BMI it's recommended that I do gain 40 pounds...so does that make me a conformist? That's it! I'm going for 45 just to show those know it all bossy you know whats up. Because no one has any right to tell a pregnant lady what do to.
ESPECIALLY YOU, blank blank guy outside the dollar store who said: "Healthy snack hey?" to me as I munched on some chips. Well ____ _____ you jerk ____. Especially after I just saw you buy a coke, a chocolate bar, and another chocolate bar! Pfffbt. A bag of chips was the healthiest food item they had; and I was HUNGRY. And what they heck is wrong with chips? I'm gonna go eat some now.
outfit total: $84
shirt, rw&co: $8
skirt, old...really really old
shoes, vintage, I put ribbons in them: $6 (new pregnant lady trend: don't bother to tie your laces)
hat, vintage: $10
tights, gap: $8
cardi, winners: $5
bracelets, winners: $1 each
bag, volcom: $25
little boy: diy