With these shoes. Look: LOVE. Come on, admit it, you're in love too. It's love at first sight, isn't it? Sigh. But WAIT. Wait a minute. Just a second.
OH NO!!! What do you mean "sold out" in my size? What do you mean sold out in my size on the Canadian AND the American websites??? What do you mean sold out in my size EVERYWHERE? Because I was waiting for you to go on sale! I've loved you since I first laid eyes on you a month ago!! But I loved you..!
When I first saw you, I spoke of you on my blog with sneakiness*. But I did not want to post a picture. I was greedy for you. I didn't want the other style bloggers to see you and buy you and love you before I could. I didn't want you to be sold out! I was paranoid-I was right! Because now, now my story is a sad one.
HA! But wait a minute! It is not a sad story! It is a TRIUMPHANT story! Because in the ninth inning suddenly I FOUND you! Yes. In MY size (ten by the way, for anyone who is interested). Stop it Kimberellie! You are ruining the rising action. And also, don't use baseball metaphors when you know nothing about the sport! What was I saying?
Right: rising action. I found you. Rather, WE found one another. And lo and behold there was only ONE pair left in my size.
"Quick, husband, (first love, now replaced by shoe love) hand me your credit card!" Click click click...and ten minutes later: MINE ALL MINE! Rejoicing! Dancing! Laughing. Hugging. Happiness. Ours. At long last we are united (or at least we will be in 8 to 10 business days).
This is a true love story ladies. I hope it has brought you the joy it has brought me. Quick now if you want a pair of your own to dance with (er...in...I mean in). So haste, go here. Because true love may be yours yet (that is if you have different size feet than me...if they are the same size...I am truly sorry, seriously I am....suckers).
shoes, naya by naturalizer: $140 (way way way way more than I would usually pay, but come on. LOOK at them...unfortunately now I can't shop for two months).
* Seriously I didn't post a picture when I saw these a month ago due to paranoia. I was so paranoid that everyone who saw them would want them. HA! I was so right. And now things (ie. shoes) are safe at last...my precious.